26 Aug 2013

Drunken Melbourne Antics

So whilst I'm laying on the sofa, wrapped in my duvet and watching Harry Potter (very rock and roll!) I thought I'd recap on some of my more memorable nights out in Melbs!

It all started with Neighbours night...here I won a $30 bar tab which started the night off nicely! It was a barrel of laughs! Pictures with giant dogs, listening to 'mad' Libby Kennedy and then listening to Dr Kennedys band! Lots of dancing around and picture taking. I was also introduced to Passion Pop for the first time. Now I'm not too posh for Passion Pop! Berry flavoured is what I prefer....classy bird!

There were a couple of festivals Whist I was in Melbourne...White Night is the one that stands out. Drinking with my "sisters" in our room and dancing to the likes of Spice Girls, Steps and Vengaboys! Once down in the bar they were asking for donations for shots...which means we had to take advantage and do $1.00 shots! Amazing! Then we went out, listened to some music, walked Mims home, had free Jeager Bombs and then me and Lou went back out again. White Night is a festival that runs from 7pm to 7am the next day. At 3am we were dancing 70s style in Fed square! Amazing!

St Paddys Night with Lou and Mims....dear oh dear! I don't know how many time we heard "I've lost my camera" (mummy Scarlett jumped into action...putting up post-its around the hostel!) but I made sure I took lots of photos for us...especially when we ended up at The Pit! Eurgh the pit. After having one drink squeezed into PJ's with 15000 other people we went back to Urban and then stumbled across to the pit. What messes we are!

I've had so many immense nights out with the Jones'! One of the more sober ones was the Ice Bar. We went in and abused those cameras! Haha bloody tourists!

"Gin Friday, Gin Friday, Gin Friday...Woop Woop!" Now Gin Friday (later renamed to Gin everyday!) Was born by accident one evening when me and the work crew decided we hadn't quite drunk enough cleaning out the beer lines. So with the bottle of Bombay in Dre's bag, and some Solo from next door, off we went to the park just up the road...yes we are that classy. So it gets to about 4.30am and we've drunk all the gin. There are rats and bloody possums everywhere! When a set of headlights hit us from the front, as they get nearer and then go past us, we realise that it's a police car!! So we all filled Dre's lead and walk away...when from behind we suddenly hear "I wouldn't do that guys. Come on, turn around".
I was bricking it! After a short convo with the policemen we ce to find that they didn't want to arrest us for drinking in public (too much paperwork!) they just wanted us to be responsible and pick up our rubbish!

Pretty much every night with Dre is a good one! Like the night we went to Cookie, drank cocktails, drank our own gin and stole a pineapple! And then I threw the pineapple at someone in Maccas...after eating 3 quater pounders!

Alison's birthday was also a good one! She was being ambitious by aiming to go out for dinner! We started drinking a few at home...and just didn't stop! Shots of Bundy, shots of vodka, cider, wine and passion pop! We had to go out for more drink and to get Chinese, coz everyone loves chicken balls! Anyway after getting pretty drunk we headed out to a karaoke bar! Not a lot of singing, but lots of laughs! The cleaning up of the flat however was no laughing matter!

Dahling, who doesn't love a drag show! We went to see the 'Spag and Drag' show. We had an evening of laughs. 4 drag queens performing lots of tunes, dressing as the Spice Girls, wearing sequins, huge wigs and just generally being fabulous dahling! So 1 drag show and 7 glasses of wine later, we headed to the tram to dance the rest of the night away! The first bar we went to, we managed to skip the queue thanks to some very nice guys and off we went dancing! We tried these awesome vaporisers, like a long electronic cigarette, but no nicotine, just yummy flavours! After we had a few here, we left to go to a gay bar. I have never talked to spent people in my life! And me being me, I managed to find the only straight guy in the place! Awesome skills Scarlett! And also, I don't know what it is, but even the gay guys love my boobs! I was very popular that night!

The mornings after haven't been so great but I never learn and keep going back! Anyway those are just the top nights out since I've been in Melbourne and I've loved them all!!

Love me
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